edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

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lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

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abomasnow:

ignoranthipster:

abomasnow:

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

i would actually do this *creeper alert*

you realize that isn’t quirky or cute this is the kind of stuff horror movies are made of

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alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

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amaayzing:

infamousvikas:

emopeacock:

xo-muchlovefor1d-xo:

miranduhhlynn:

here-therein-we-lie:

averyheartlessknight:

sleTep-for-days:

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

it came true last time…so why not

<3

hoping and praying…

Why not.

lets see.

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

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myghela:

The book:

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The movie:

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(Source: proudredwarrior)

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damncops:

siriuslynotamuggle:

nuncamais:

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

is that satan

yes

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human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

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(Source: human)

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doncasturbate:

perriescum:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

just add ur selfie

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(Source: doncasperbate)

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